January/February Mystery Item - Bobamahoozit
Here it is, the doohicky you've been waiting for! Once again, give it your best CREATIVE guess (not necessarily what the item REALLY is!) by clicking on "Comments" below and adding your entry.
You can enter as many times as you like, as long as the entries are different. PLEASE KEEP IT CLEAN, FOLKS! This contest will run until February 29, 2008 (yep, it's a leap year!) and a winner will be selected shortly thereafter. Prize is your very own Listasaurus.com tote bag, to carry all of your shtuff in.
Good luck Listiemmunity, and enjoy!
abbey
January 20th, 2008 @ 09:23 pm
it's a hair clip.........but that's boring, so I'll come up with something else.....hahaha
elvis hater
February 1st, 2008 @ 03:10 pm
its that terantula from aracnaphobia...he comes out at night and steals peoples hair in the middle of the night...once it listed some of the hair on ebay claiming its elvis's,,,but we all know elvis was jewish...and he wouldnt'v let anyone take anything from him...not even 1 hair...thats why he has the star of david on his tombstone..to scare off the spiders...but i think it was prescilla stealing his hair...she was 14 when she moved in,and being poor and from another country , she needed the money to send back home to her parents...since hes worth all that money,,and on so many diffrent drugs,he was sick enough to let a 14 yr old move in with him...and he got away with it because he was popular...just like ted nugent..bought a 14 yr old from another country also...if ur popular..u can get away with anything...just like michael jackson did all these years...do a google of elvis presley pedophile and youll see...
abbey
February 1st, 2008 @ 10:56 pm
As I laid in bed the other night, in the semi darkness, watching reruns of Gilligan's Island I happened to glance up at the wall and saw this 10 legged bobamahoozit slowly making it's way down. Instead of acting instinctivly and smashing it with the fuzzy bedroom slipper I was wearing, I let it make its way all the way down to the floor. It slowly crawled down and down and then reached the floor and started making it's way accross towards the bed. I curled up into a ball and watched it bobbling it's way towards me...slowly, slowly it got closer and closer and started crawling up the edge of the bedspread,bobble, bobble, bobble creeping and crawling. As it reached the top of the bed and inched it's way towards me I could hear a faint sound coming out of it. Closer and closer until it was right near me and then I heard exactly what the sound was. It was saying, "Pardon me, but would you happen to have any grey poupon?"
abbey
February 5th, 2008 @ 09:16 pm
abbey
February 11th, 2008 @ 10:36 pm
As bobamahoozits go, this is not one of the best I've seen. I was watching the antique road show the other night and they actually had a whole set of them on there. The color was better and the legs were actually in line with each other. The material they were made of was also a better quality. The next time you want a story about bobamahoozits, I think you'd really better delve deeper and find one with a little more appeal and of better quality. Remember, bobamahoozits are not that rare and the value is even less when the quality isn't there. Also there is very little call for these old fashioned bobamahoozits. Remember, we are living in a high tech society!
ME AGAIN
February 14th, 2008 @ 11:44 pm
COME ON GUYS!!!!!!! I CAN'T COMPETE AGAINST MYSELF!!!!!
Rio
February 15th, 2008 @ 07:33 am
New dentures design they are called piranas extreme…..Very hip in Europe…..!!
abbey
February 21st, 2008 @ 06:02 pm
I guess no one else is playing....I feel bad. Hey! Ya can't win if you don't play
Diane
February 24th, 2008 @ 06:22 am
me
February 24th, 2008 @ 01:54 pm
OK..I will eliminate myself from winning..NOW will someone else play?
RD
February 26th, 2008 @ 10:12 pm
I wondered where my hair clip went thanx!
Jim W
February 27th, 2008 @ 01:30 pm
It's a Cranial Follicle Restraint device
BObama
February 27th, 2008 @ 01:47 pm
It's the device Hilary used on Clinton after the lewinsky deal......I think they made a prototype!!!
Felicity
February 28th, 2008 @ 10:39 am
One of Tammy Fay Baker's eyelashes...
bookman
February 29th, 2008 @ 04:14 pm
this is a peice of equipment used to train fleas for the flea-circus
after mastering jumps and balancing on this they move on to stacking very small chairs into a tower as a tribute to the tai-pai(spelling?)
acrobats
me again
March 12th, 2008 @ 07:39 pm
Come on people! Why doesn't anyone want to play???
some nut..
March 17th, 2008 @ 12:46 am
noone has an imagination....theyr too busy cought up in the rat race..in the concrete jungle,.wondering if theyr gonna make ends meet each month...worried about the gas goin up,,again...and again...and again....etc,,,,they cant get out of work mode...no time...kids...jobs,,,work...shopping...noone has time...iv been sick for a week,,thought i was gonna die...it just reminds me how short life is...work till ur 65..then die...what do u get? a thanks for payin taxes and unemployment al those years...do things you wanna do..enjoy life while its stil here...and while ur healthy enough...
Book Siberia
March 23rd, 2008 @ 05:20 pm
You carefully approach its menacing visage - its many-limbed appendages just waiting for you ...
You LAUNCH a round-house kick - Bo-bam! It whacks you upside your head.
"Hey!" you scream, as you rub your noggin. Did that counter-punch come from the left or the right?
Hard to say - there's too many of them.
LOOK OUT - it's still spinning!
big whooshing sound as it slices through the air - <HOOZIT!> - it barely misses you - boy, that would have hurt had that one landed.
You back up, you weave in and out, but it keeps coming, relentlessly honing in on you.
You can't seem to get away from it.
What is it?
IT's just what it says it is.
It's a
BO-BAM! - a - Hoozit!
[ it don't need no other name! <grin> ]
Book Siberia
March 24th, 2008 @ 06:52 am
You've seen those little kitchen blender blades, with their little teeth sticking out along both sides all the way along the length of the blade.
Only those blades are tiny, good enough for blending liquids, and soft perishables.
But what if you need to blend up a good ol' dinosaur? Yes siree, you need a MAN's blade, somethin' with real teeth!
Voila! listie has what you need!
A real, bonifide, certified shisk-a-bob-ami-hoozit - guaranteed to slice up dinosaur parts left and right!
Perfect for whipping up a tasty, delightful
listasaurus-style meal!
(Now if only I can find where I misplaced my 32 ft tall electric blender machine! darn it! )
chel
October 16th, 2008 @ 06:22 am
oops...this is the hair clip!! duh
christina
January 16th, 2009 @ 09:49 am
This is a contraption that haunts me in my dreams. It chases me down the street with a "mouth" full of rubble that it has just picked from my destroyed house in Galveston. It has IKE written on the side of it and snarls as it gets closer. No kidding, I can hardly even wear my own hair clips now because they remind me of the machines I have seen cleaning my neighborhood leaving nothing but the bare ground we used to home.
