Book Siberia

March 24th, 2008 @ 03:42 pm

clicked on the picture, can't seem to get a magnified view?

abbey

March 25th, 2008 @ 09:01 pm

...and it gets harder and harder to write about the mystery item each month..hmmmm,let me think.....I shall return

Book Siberia

March 25th, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

As you gaze onto the dark shelf, your eyes are drawn to the 2 mounted webcams, one on each end of the shelf, both webcams canted to center on the most important person in the world - YOU.

Yes, you too can be a star on YouTube!

Simply dance and prance and simulate romance - gyrate and grind, and have a great time.

Or, if that is not your cup of tea, you can simply look imploringly at the cams, and proceed to pontificate the merits of YOU!

"How do I love me," you implore to the cameras? "Let me enumerate ad nauseum!"

Not into yourself in quite that way? Perhaps then it is simply a matter of grand self-esteem, of which you have plenty, and are willing to share with the world:

"Yada, yada, yada, it's all about me, me, me," you (essentially) say, all the while solemly gazing with modest sincerity directly at your audience. "But, hey! - enough about me - what do YOU think about me?"

Perhaps, on the other hand, it is a LACK of self-esteem that drives you to seek help - and what better way than to broadcast live to the world on youtube?

"Help! - My imaginary girlfriend is CHEATING ON ME," you reveal. "And I'm not sure if it's with MYSELF, I, or MOI!"

Yes, 4 personalities rattling around in one brain desperately calls for extreme measures for seeking help.

No matter what you circumstances, or how dire your need, YouTube is there for you!

And Listie's Self-Voyeuristic Web Cam setup can be yours for ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine!

Hurry! Reserve yours today!

Book Siberia

March 25th, 2008 @ 11:06 pm

Speed dating, whilwind romance, instant divorce ... doesn't anyone take their time anymore?

Is someone going to have to whack you on your skull to get you to slow down?

Perhaps listie's holy-whack-a-molie 2-by-4 --complete with custom handles -- can do the job.

(And if you hit him too hard, it doubles as a handy 2-man-carry stretcher with handles on both ends.)

bookman

March 26th, 2008 @ 10:31 am

its a double ended booger picker
you can pick your freinds
you can pick your nose
and now you CAN pick your freinds nose
(I know its gross but its all I got at the moment)

Book Siberia

March 26th, 2008 @ 11:38 am

hmm, bookman, it's beginning to look more and more like a 2 by 4.

abbey

April 5th, 2008 @ 12:41 am

it's a magnified view of a teeny tiny flea circus teeter totter.......

abbey

April 15th, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

....as the wall opens you can see the blackness behind it....beyond the blackness lies the secrets....as the wall opens more and more you will be drawn onto the darkness, deeper and deeper, darker and darker...you will be beyond the beyond and into the dark recesses of the land of no return. Dare to stare into the darkness and you will become mesmerized to the point of no return..beware, once you are drawn in IT has you and there is no release....B E W A R E !

me

May 2nd, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

I come back from vacation and no one has written anything else????

Book Siberia

May 11th, 2008 @ 09:42 pm

please hurry and declare me the winner - my mouse really needs a new pad to call home <grin>

ABBEY

May 22nd, 2008 @ 02:42 pm

COME ON PEOPLE! LET'S KEEP THIS SITE GOING! THERE IS ROOM FOR MORE THAN CRAIGS LIST. LIST YOUR STUFF, TRADE YOUR STUFF, BUY STUFF, SELL STUFF...I DO!
AND KEEP THIS CONTEST GOING TOO!

chel

October 16th, 2008 @ 06:20 am

This is a hair clip....duh!!

Krystalle

October 23rd, 2008 @ 06:30 pm

It a towel Rack right.

Mary

February 9th, 2009 @ 06:57 pm

Its a handle for a dresser draw!