Book Siberia

March 25th, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

As you gaze onto the dark shelf, your eyes are drawn to the 2 mounted webcams, one on each end of the shelf, both webcams canted to center on the most important person in the world - YOU.

Yes, you too can be a star on YouTube!

Simply dance and prance and simulate romance - gyrate and grind, and have a great time.

Or, if that is not your cup of tea, you can simply look imploringly at the cams, and proceed to pontificate the merits of YOU!

"How do I love me," you implore to the cameras? "Let me enumerate ad nauseum!"

Not into yourself in quite that way? Perhaps then it is simply a matter of grand self-esteem, of which you have plenty, and are willing to share with the world:

"Yada, yada, yada, it's all about me, me, me," you (essentially) say, all the while solemly gazing with modest sincerity directly at your audience. "But, hey! - enough about me - what do YOU think about me?"

Perhaps, on the other hand, it is a LACK of self-esteem that drives you to seek help - and what better way than to broadcast live to the world on youtube?

"Help! - My imaginary girlfriend is CHEATING ON ME," you reveal. "And I'm not sure if it's with MYSELF, I, or MOI!"

Yes, 4 personalities rattling around in one brain desperately calls for extreme measures for seeking help.

No matter what you circumstances, or how dire your need, YouTube is there for you!

And Listie's Self-Voyeuristic Web Cam setup can be yours for ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine!

Hurry! Reserve yours today!